Baby, It's Cold Outside

No, no. It's cold inside!!!

So I've been just a-shiverin like mad lately. I thought maybe that was just the way it was round here. But I am so rarely cold that I began to wonder.

Off to see the gay boys, I go.

Walked in to a super cozy, quite toasty little pad. Damnit. They said that there are nights when they have to open the window and never have all the vents open.

Wha...?

Crap. Now I have to call crazy landlord.